Righty: Hey Lefty you know what Grant needs... A Soong Yee.

Righty: Ha, he wishes. You know who would perfect for us, the Hilton Sisters. One sister per nut as they say. Any ways what was with The big G yesterday?

Lefty: Well Mighty, not enough fiber if you ask me. I wonder if he'll threaten to leave us after reading our entry. Well, I don't see him leaving us even if he wanted to. Not unless he doesn't want to have any balls.

Righty: Well If we left and someone asked him, do you have any balls? It would be embarrasing for him to say, uh...no. No matter how nuts he gets, he can't get rid of us.

Lefty: We know Grant's reader would miss our nutty 2-sense

Righty: You know I think Grant's Biopolar. Nah maybe he's just got a chip on his shoulder

Lefty: Ya, he's got a bigger chip on his shoulder, bigger than Cruz Bustamante at a Indian Casino.

Righty: You always play up the easy obvious jokes, you panderer.

Lefty: Panderer? WTF!%$# You mamma's nut.

Righty: Don't you be talking about momma nut.

Lefty: You numb nuts, thats a contradition. Mama nut... whatevers, back to the topic, the fruity personality of Grant.

Righty: Right

Lefty: I think after this escapade, Grant won't let us anywhere near his diary.

Righty: This might be one of our last entries.

Lefty:Now you're sounding like Grant.

Righty: But he came back and that's what matters.

Lefty: You know though I still don't see why Grant doesn't get us a TV show, I mean Hermans Head got it's own show, so why can't Grant's nuts be a new TV series.

Righty: Yeah it can be packaged between Friends and Will And Grace.

Lefty: Yeah they need some nuts in the must see tv lineup.

Righty: Yeah, but we're more likely to see an operating table on ER than get into the must see lineup.

Lefty: Anyways back on the subject, we've already established he's a unstable, emotional, fruity fool without us.

Righty: Right...

Lefty: I think he shouldn't read any more diaries.

Righty: Why?

Lefty: Cause he's always looking so hard, he might go blind. Or have an anyurism.

Righty: Sort of like how he looks at Kate Beckinsale when he's playing...

Lefty: Ahem, yes.

Righty: Right.

Lefty: Well perhaps it's time to end this bit. Before we are truly disavowed and Grant's left 2 nuts short of a branch.

Righty: WTf*&%?

Lefty: Goodbye