As I am sure most of you are tired of hearing Grant moan on about Viva, or love. Sheesh, you think someone cut us off of Grant or something. Talk about whipped!

Righty is on vacation in our Long Island Beach house. He's there attending a pillates retreat for right sided testicles. Yes, testicles can do pillates too. It helps tone us up and get nice and firm.

Well Grant hasn't let us out to write lately mostly because he's an oppressive dick-tator. He's like Saddam Hussein on Crack sometimes. It's really scary, well not really. It's as scary as Saddam Republican Guard. It's all show and no bite.

I was watching some TV after Grant got back from work. We were watching Serena "wanna Be reporter" on MTV doing a story about Weed. What a "pseudo lesbian, wanna be kennedy," reporter she is. Ever think the reporters on MTV are far too indie for their own good.

When are left nuts going get their own forum. That's what is on my mind.