1. Some Smith ladies, aerobics video.

(She was hot back then, all that sweating and hot older blond women who could be like you're mommy figure...Ok I was...wait still am twisted)

2. The lingerie section in a Sears ad

(God I am glad I have decent porn now)

3. My 8th grade yearbook (not recently and not for, who knows how many years cause that would be...) (And don't worry I wasn't doing it to a picture of myself)

4. Chun li from Street Fighter. (OK this one really does date back to when I was a dorky kid looking for something to get off on.)

5. Baywatch (No not to David Hasselholf...ew!!!)

This concludes my total humilation as a human being. Hopefully none of you have lost all remaining respect for me. I must note most of this was before I had access to porn. And believe me it could be a lot worse. It was all very innocent back then. I am not sure if I was just a very horny kid or what? I just thought a lot about sex. I always felt guilty about that. I am sure there are more but these are the one's that pop into mind.