1. We're currently covered

2. We prefer briefs

3. Oh We're talking to each other again.

4. Grant Reunited us

5. We're not hairy like the some of the friends we've seen

6. We dislike cats...nails and teeth that can really scratch...yeoch!

7. Lefty is older by .000001 seconds.

8. Lefty came out partially first

9. Lefty is always on the left

10. Might Righty always is on the right...duh!

11. Listening to the Cranberries right now.

12. Grant Really likes them. He thinks Delores the lead singer is cute and reminds him of Stacy.

13. Some of Grant's likes are girly

14. He hugs boys and likes to mess with their personal space issues.

15. We feel all warm and snuggled

16. We had a mosquito bite last week

17. Not sure how it got to us...Perv!

18. We often wonder, do celebs shave there balls?

19. Or do they got big hairy nuts?

20. Perhaps Grant should start his version of hooters but one that has men wearing speedo's, which can be called Sports and Nuts.

21. Boy this is hard.. literally

22. Hmm???

23. Oh, Dr.Y always wears gloves when he handles us.

24. They are really cold and often powdery.

25. He presses really hard on Lefty.

26. His touches often provoke an unintended visitor... Eric Chun.

27. Sorry had to work that lame joke in somewhere

28. Not sure if we're big or small.

29. It's funny people usually brag about having a big cock but you don't hear people say I got three incher...ball sack that is.

30. Actually Grant has never measured us to see if we've grown.

31. Shit I actually have made it to 31 can I really think of 19 more of these

32. I have never ached thank god.

33. Last time we saw a Dr., about 2 years ago well a doctor for a physical.

34. Hand that we have the most interaction with is Grant's right, which is odd cause he is left handed, hmm?

35. Makes you think doesn't it?

36. Is this sick or is it just me?

37. Has Grant gone to far with this bit?

38. Maybe? I'm sure Andy Kaufman's balls or Jim Carey's balls never went on display like this.

39. We wonder what are Batman's balls like?

40. Is it hot in those cod pieces?

41. How much protection do they get?

42. Whose balls are bigger, batman or robin, we think in George Clooney's case smaller but Val and Michael, bigger!

43. Don't worry we won't be doing one of these again.

44. Grant would be lost without us, not that regulate direction or anything like that. If we did that we'd be the coolest body part ever!!!

45. We consider ourselves one of Grant's funniest body parts.

46. We don't sing but we dance.

47. We're into rhythims and can do this rhythmic slapping.

48. Too much info!!!

49. I don't think we smell thank god!!!

50. Grant always gives us a good bath with a nice lather, ahh!

Ok well this concludes it. This may be Grant's worst idea or funniest, you decide.