1. Ran into a tennis court net at full speed in 7th grade trying to impress a girl I had a crush on, real stupid I know.
2. Fell off a mountain cliff, trying to catch a ball from a bunch of girls I was flirting with, really stupid, I know. Anyone seeing a patern.
3. My costume started coming undone on stage, I used it and went with it but it was kind of embarrassing.
4. I once got a uncontrollable erection in a pair of tights that was a part of my costume, that wouldn't go down. Actually anytime I get a random erection, it's embarrasing, I could be thinking about things that are completely non sexual and get one out of the blue.
5. There are countless times I have asked out girls and got shot down, they are all pretty embarrassing and you could take your pick. THey're all about equal.