1. Bjork having a conversation with Wynonna Rider playing Bjork.
2. Michael Jackson and Bjork giving each other fashion makeovers
3. South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker attending a sensitivity awareness class.
4. Michael Jackson and Nancy Grace in a celebrity boxing match.
5. Tommy Lee in a TV series about him going to College�what they already made that?
6. P.Diddy or is it just Diddy coming up with an even more ridiculous nickname.
7. JLo having to actually cash in on that Million Dollar Booty Insurance Policy.
8. Gigli 2
9. George W. Bush and Sadam Hussein playing battleship.
10. To one day have infomercials trying to sell Transvestites Gone Wild, on late night TV.
11. Season 3 of the Chappelle Show.
12. A remake of Battlefield Earth, but this time starring Kevin Costner
13. Celebrity Fit Club featuring : The entire female cast of Ally McBeal minus the one healthy looking one, Laura Flynn Boyle, Kate Moss, and Nicole Kidman.
14. A religious debate between Spiritual Gurus: Tom Cruise, Madonna, and Richard Gere.
15. A Celebrity Sex tape of Sting, showing him having technical difficulties.
16. A reality TV show where people have to use their brains to succeed.
17. Reality TV show meet my parents: A show where an adult teacher meets the parents of the highschool student they�re sleeping with.
18. Finding out that Osama Bin Laden is as real as Max Hedroom
19. One day seeing in a movie preview � starring Academy Award Winner Tara Reid
20. Having OJ finally finding his wife�s killer.
21. Ashton Kutcher one day doing a show called Dating a woman in her 70�s show.
22. Seeing Courtney Love in the �Hole� Reunion Tour
23. Seeing Britney Spears make out on stage with the next Britney Spears.
24. Having Cher give her final farewell tour in 2020.
25. Prince�s son getting beat up by kids, after kids tease him for not being able to pronounce his symbol.
26. Finding out that Osama, the weapons of mass destruction Nicole Simpson's killer, and Elvis are really all being held together in Area 51. If only Mulder hadn't been replaced by the liquid metal guy from Terminator2 the truth would be out there.
27. Hearing Arnold Swartzenager mispronounce America as he gets sworn in as President.
28. Seeing Oprah, finally dumping Stedmond, ending her talk show and announcing to the world that she is a Lesbian, and that she and Rosie O�Donnel are getting married.
29. Having an E! true Hollywood story about Blanket Jackson.
30. Having Tara Reid playing a nuclear physicist in the next James Bond film�What Denise Richard has already cornered that market?
31. Season 2 of Being Bobby Brown.
32. Anne Heche announcing to the world again that she�s a lesbian.
33. Anne Heche showing up at my door telling me the Aliens are coming.
34. Having a reporter ask Kevin Federline if he plans on ever rejoining the other band members of the Backstreet Boys, N�Sync�or whatever band he�s apart of�.what he�s not famous on his own?
35. Lance Bass continuing to try to get into space.
36. Putting the children of Michael Jackson, Courtney Love, Whitney and Bobby, Pam and Tommy Lee and having them fight over who has the most fucked up parents.
37. Have a woman call Hugh Hefner a prude.
38. Bill Gates creates a OS that works.
39. Gary Busey and Liza Minnelli get married and host their own reality TV show to try to top Minnelli�s first venture into reality TV.
40. Flava Flave and Briggette Nealson come out with their own celebrity sex tape�actually I think that might make me sick.

Bonus...
41. A Susan Powder revival.
42. the Headline: Tony Robbins applies for unemployment.
43. A show featuring Tom Green, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, the Cast of Jackass, and Ashton Kutcher. In this show, they ultimately end up killing thousands in a reality tv joke gone too far.
44. A sitcom about an Japanese American family played by Mexicans.
45. David Hasselhoff being booed off stage in Germany for having no singing talent.