2004-02-03
WMD found in Janet Jackson's right tit
This will be my last entry about this ridiculous spectacle... But apparently what's got conservatives all riled up is the fact that underneath the infamous costume malfunction were Iraq's WMD. Yessiree folks, you heard it first from Diarylands's very own Exiles. And it's rumored underneath the coverings of Janet's other boob, Osama Bin Laden is rumored to be hiding underneath that weird nipple star covering things she had on.
So there you have it folks, now the world can focus on more important topics, now that the big ones have been tackled.