Hi this is Big Member Jesus! I am Grant's dormant porn star persona whose "filling in" for Grant while he's moving. So why the name Big Member Jesus? Well, if there sure to be a huge cock, it'd likely belong to Jesus. Hell, you don't think God would short change his son on Girth, do yah? So what better name for a porn star, than Big Member Jesus. I'll make the Dirk Diggler's look like the prostetic fakes, they are. There ain't no one bigger than Jesus! They don't call him the king of kings for nothing ladies, you feel'n me. So ladies, you better be pray'n to Jesus, if you want some holy spirit in ya! All the others are nothin but false Gods, and ya know what God does to those who worships false Gods.

I have been trying to help Grant move recently but my member is so big, I can't even get in the door. Damn yo, his place is so small, the only reason he can fit in his place is that he's one of those, "unfortunate" whose under the spell of the Asian man's curse, hahaha! Nah but the kids got potential, he can suck a... oh what this is a family journal... oh shit, I mean darn... I should be flying yo... Lates...Big Member Jesus!